Air-Conditioned Street

I was in Miami Beach, Florida this summer and damn, it was freakin’ hot.  And not just the regular hot– but that sweltering, steam room hot– even at night, which really sucks.  And I had this idea– why not air-condition a whole street– or more if you can.  Those business owners would clean up– especially the clubs and restaurants.

How hard can it be?

If you can’t swing an air-conditioned street– just add a bunch of those big fans to blow down the whole block.  Just do something to stop the heat from ruining my shirts.